If Dillon Francis is EDM’s class clown in front of the camera, then Josh Pan is our literary David Sedaris. (If you don’t understand the reference, look him up.) Having already established himself as an accomplished writer of fan fiction, with two entries based on recent Twitter beef (here and here), he’s back at it again focusing on the recent Deadmau5 and Carnage beef.
We won’t spoil anything for you, but it’s just as good as any of his other works, if perhaps a bit shorter.
deadmau5 walked thru the lobby, escorted by 4 bodyguards & 2 cia agents. he had been threatened by another DJ for talking shit on twitter.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
half a mile away down the strip, carnage was sprinting at full speed (3 mph) with 2 llamas, a naked baby and 42 burritos. he was ready.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
"fine," he thought to himself. "i'll have to carry this out without the baby and llamas.
ducking into an alley, he paused in contemplation
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
taking out a small bottle of KY lube, he lubricated each burrito, inserting them into his posterior one by one. he winced as he pushed thru.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
as he stuffed the 42nd burrito into his throbbing bottom, carnage cried a single tear. as the tear hit the ground, a small plant sprouted.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
2 minutes later, the sprout plug was ripe. carnage plucked the plug from the plant and inserted it into his butt as a butt plug. resourceful
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
as deadmau5 turned on the tv in his suite, he kicked off his pants and took off his shirt, ordering the most expensive adult entertainment.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
turning the sound up to full volume, the speakers blasted moans & screams & moist sounds so loud that the security detail decided to leave.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
he was conflicted. deadmau5 called him trash, but he didn't know why. the fan spilled mau5's location, but carnage ate him anyway.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
i never understood how people can assault others and get away with it. especially when it's documented on film. is USA a 3rd world country?
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
yes it is.
america is not the “best country”, as we used to say. there’s no american dream.
it’s dead.
the end.
— sliver (@joshpan) October 30, 2017
This article was first published on Your EDM.
Source: Josh Pan Creates A New Fan Fic Based On Recent Deadmau5 x Carnage Beef
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